January 2012
Wow,
I haven’t ate anything since last year
I haven’t showered since last year
One hour ago seems just like last year
I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year
walking into a white girl at school
me: sorry
her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
me: sorry
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA
i want to go to the beach and do this.
B.I.B.L.E = B: Basic I: Instructions B: Before L: Leaving E: Earth - Repost if you love God ! Remember … He saw you read this .
December 2011
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
friend: so who are you going to kiss at midnight on new years? ;)
me: my laptop
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
Watch
Reblog if you're a quiet/shy person naturally but...
Daily routine on tumblr
epic-humor:
Log on and see you have no
And you go
See you lost a follower
Go through your dash
See a funny post
Reblog a million things
Gain a follower
Hear an awesome song
See someone reblog someone’s post as their own
Get a message
Get an anon trolling on your tumblr
Parents tell you to get off
But you stay on anyways
Later you look at the time
...
reblog this post if i have permission to invade...
maydayhenderson:
knights-little-liar:
bommie-anon:
this is lmfao
this one is 37
and this one is his nephew
just let that sink in
Reblog if you're a nobody on Tumblr but you're...
Just to let you all know, The night of December...
power-rager-tash:
…..LOL jk. I wish.
The song "Wild Boy" makes me wanna violently bob...
PRESS PLAY AND SING IT
DO NOT PRETEND YOU...
FACT: People with brown eyes are the most fun and...
famefortuneandtakecare:
The waiting game.
There’s you and there’s me. This is where one of us constantly wait for the other to text, call, or talk first. In my case, I’m the one that’s patiently holding back the urge to be the first to make a move. Why? Cause I’m stubborn. I don’t want to come off as clingy and annoying. So even when I know I might have to wait a very long time, I’m not gonna lose this waiting game. It’s either you talk...
What would we do without internet?
When your friend is like, "I need to tell you...
ceejayvarias:
BITCH, REMEMBER THAT SHIT!
When you say hi to your friends
ceejayvarias:
To your close friends:
To your best friends:
WHEN THE BEAT DROPS TO WILD BOY
adorenae:
WHEN HE SAYS ” YEAH BITCH YEAH BITCH CALL ME STEVE O “
” im a wild boy im a im a wild boy”
black child: what am i getting for christmas mom?
black mom: What are you getting for christmas? you're getting to use my damn lights. you're getting to eat my goddamn food. you're getting to shit in my toilet and run up my motherfucking water bill, and you bout to get slapped for asking some stupid shit like that
That awkward moment when you have reblogged the...
thefunniestpost:
…they probably think I’m stalking them…
…because I am.
