February 2012
Where do astronauts hang out?
The space bar.
January 2012
my "friend": Homosexual people are disgusting. They should understand that love can exist only between a man and a woman.
me: Do you love your boyfriend?
my "friend": Of course! I love him so much. You can't even imagine. I've never been so in love in my life. I want to marry him.
me: So please imagine now that your boyfriend's penis disappears and suddenly he has a vagina. Nothing else changes in him, he's still the same person you know. What is your reaction?
my "friend": That would be horrible. I don't want to even think about it. I couldn't imagine being with him.
me: That means you don't love him. You love only his dick. That's sad.
just because i’m not posting doesn’t mean i’m not watching
i’m always watching
Unfortunately, 97% of Tumblr users will not reblog...
the entire week every single week
monday: i
tuesday: want
wednesday: to
thursday: kill myself
friday: i want to kill myself a little bit less
saturday: thank u god for waking me up today this is a glorious day amen
sunday: im killing myself
If Kevin Hart was a teacher.....................
funnybro:
He’ come in the class like……………
When kids get in his face………….
When the girls get smart…………..
When he see other kids about to fight……………
When the kids are telling jokes……………..
Pink Zebra Ninja Shoes →
Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool.
She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he didn’t care and that “ninjas can wear pink shoes too.”
Sam went to preschool and got several compliments on his new shoes. Not one kid said anything...
Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeSelfish
Carpe Diem.: Somebody Said That Paris Jackson Is... →
darnyellaaa:
Somebody Said That Paris Jackson Is Using Justin Bieber For Fame.
DO YOU KNOW THAT HER FATHER SLAYED OUR WHOLE FUCKING EXISTENCE? DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT SHE’S BEEN IN THE FUCKIN PUBLIC EYE SINCE THE DAY SHE WAS BORN? DO YOU KNOW THAT HER FATHER IS THE KING … THE KING OF THIS MUSIC…
I’d rather have strangers reading my tumblr, than...
Christopher and his alter egos
famefortuneandtakecare:
adorenae:
Rapstopher
Thugstopher
Sextopher
Curlstopher
Blondestopher
Hyperstopher
Artstopher
Highstopher
Add More
Basicstopher.
REBLOG IF YOU'RE ONLINE AND FOLLOW BACK .
Reblog if you love God. He already saw you read...
comemorninglighte:
sunsetmugging:
captainodair:
whats the html code for a social life
<go> </outside>
404 error
I threw a little bit of my swag into the pot.
Woops
2011: Let's go planking
2012: Let's go choke on some cinnamon
