Even though I've been on tumblr for quite...
Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.
stay-with-me-4ever: BELIEVE. NOTHING. TRUST. NO ONE.
award shows: when everyone on tumblr comes together and complains
idiotblogger: The Kids Choice Awards is a perfect example of why there is an age requirement to vote
And the winner of every blimp is...
kiss-me-hazza: HARRY STYLES!
dancingaroundhogwarts: loveliesmeetme: thelaurenproject: what if for April Fools’ Day tumblr goes down just stays down all day and every time you refresh it’s just Karp’s face like DON’T EVEN JOKE ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT. OMG OMG NO
why the hell do i come to this thing every year this is so stupid im going to...– every celebrity at the kids choice awards (via two-thirtyam)
When my post reaches over 5 notes. →
10 years from now when I'm married..
Son: Hey dad, how did you meet mum?
Dad: You don't want to know son..
Son: Please dad!
Dad: So I was at a signing and your mum came up to me and told me to sign a paper for her..
Son: Then what happened daddy!
Dad: It was a marriage certificate.
When meeting someone who is learning English.
Foreigner: Hello. I am learning your language. Please accept my most sincere apologies if I make an error in my use of syntax, spelling, or grammar.
Native Speaker: lol wut u tlkin bout yolo
shesjustawhore: TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN
most kids my age: hey lets go to the mall
most kids my age: hey lets go on a date
most kids my age: hey lets go play sports
me: hey today seems like a lovely day to change my theme
me: i need to lose weight
me: is that a cake
Oprah makes $315,000,000 a year, which is...
And Bill Gates earns $ 5.5 billion a year, which is $458.333 million a month, which is $105.769 million a week, which is $15.110 million a day which is $629,578 an hour, which is $10,492 a minute, which is $174.88 a second. What now Oprah? And Carlos Slim Helu earns $9.6 billion a year, which is $805,306,362.20 a month, which is $26,843,545.44 a day, which is $1,118,481.06 an hour, which...