March 2012
finnlawrence:
Creative Writing assignment:
Write a short story that teaches about something you know more about than anyone else in the class.
me: okay its time to be productive today
me: let me just go on tumblr first
me: well its getting late i should probably get to bed
I want followers
ONE HUNDRED TRILLION FOLLOWERS
Watchclevelandstateofmind:
Who is…….Machine Gun Kelly?
Watchashleymcbride:
ileftmyheartinbenfrancisco:
hosmania:
criticalthinkingrequired:
ATTENTION INTERNET: THIS IS A PENGUIN BEING TICKLED.
OMFG OMFG HOW CUTE!
this is as adorable as it was the first time i watched it
i wanna pet penguin
oh my gosh this is the cutest thing! i want one!
The internet vs Real Life
Internet:
Reality:
president snow: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
peeta: TO BAKE SOME BUNS
haymitch: DID THEY SEND ME TRIBUTES WHEN I ASKED FOR RUM?
effie: you're the saddest bunch i ever met but you can bet, before we're through
haymitch: THAT I'LL
MAKE A VICTOR
OUT OF YOOOUUUU
effie, octavia, portia and flavius: stylish as the capitol-
cinna: BUT ON FIRE WITHIN
haymitch: once you earn your sponsors, you'll be SURE TO WIN
effie: you are a spineless
octavia and portia: PALE
flavius: and pathetic lot
haymitch: aND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CLUEEEE
SOMEHOW I'LL
MAKE A VICTOR OUT OF YOOUUUU
katniss: um
What I said: I'm Christian.
What You think I said: I hate gays I'm going to shove my religion down your throat you are all sinners I'm such a better person than you "Holier Than Thou" did I mention how I hated gays? You're all going to die as bad people while I stay saintly.
What I meant: I love God and try being a good person as best as I can. I don't hate you because you're all my brothers and sisters and the Bible's really nice. Jesus Loves you.
