bongdonurie: don’t talk to strangers online because you will become best friends with them, and the distance will ruin your life
if mondays were shoes they’d be crocs.
berlitz: you know what no one ever thanks this dog this dog spends its entire life finding lost documents for you and no one ever thanks it so we gather here on this day to thank this dog thank you, dog
i like to take long scrolls along the dash
STOP SCROLLING. I love you and I hope your day is going well. OKAY. CONTINUE.
amhras: jesus only had 12 followers but they talked to him why don’t you guys talk to me
OMFG I JUST REALISED
iwillmindfuckyou: erudites: finnickdistractsme: avoxtalks: peetasfakeleg: PEETA MELLARK LOOKS JUST LIKE THE GUY IN JOURNEY 2 THE MYSTERIOUS ISLAND BUT WITH BLONDE HAIR OMFG omg no way you’re so wrong they look nothing alike you’re so stupid omg no but look at their jaw! they both have the same jaw omg THEY’RE BOTH SURROUNDED BY GREENERY JFC MIND BLOWN HOLY SHIT YOU ARE...
facelessmarie: omg uterus sorry for not getting pregnant no need to throw a temper tantrum
When girls make the picture caption “no makeup”
When your favorite band wins an award
kawaiikakkoiikoneko: The Suite Life of Zack and Cody was a good show And then they made them go on that fucking cruise YOU WOULDN’T PUT RAVEN ON A CRUISE WHAT THE HELL DISNEY CHANNEL I MEAN JESUS DISNEY CHANNEL WTH
expectations of summer: going to the beach every day, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues
reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog
kardashitans: how do you punch someone in the face without offending them
Normal teenage girl issues: My boyfriend just broke up with me and my best friend is a back stabber
My issues: I accidently reblogged something twice in a row and someone unfollowed me
cute boy: no
When you bite your tongue while eating..
wowfunniestposts: You stop chewing and you just sit there for a second like… Then you feel the agonizing pain…
When you hear a old song on the radio...
At first you’re like:I remember this! As the song goes on, you’re like: I forgot how much I loved this song! Then you start boppin to it like: THIS IS MY SHIT! Then the song is in your head all day and you cant stop dancing to it, like: