May 2012
bongdonurie:
don’t talk to strangers online because you will become best friends with them, and the distance will ruin your life
April 2012
if mondays were shoes they’d be crocs.
berlitz:
you know what
no one ever thanks this dog
this dog spends its entire life finding lost documents for you
and no one ever thanks it
so we gather here on this day to thank this dog
thank you, dog
i like to take long scrolls along the dash
STOP SCROLLING.
I love you and I hope your day is going well.
OKAY. CONTINUE.
amhras:
jesus only had 12 followers
but they talked to him
why don’t you guys talk to me
OMFG I JUST REALISED
iwillmindfuckyou:
erudites:
finnickdistractsme:
avoxtalks:
peetasfakeleg:
PEETA MELLARK
LOOKS JUST LIKE THE GUY IN JOURNEY 2 THE MYSTERIOUS ISLAND BUT WITH BLONDE HAIR OMFG
omg no way you’re so wrong they look nothing alike you’re so stupid
omg no but look at their jaw! they both have the same jaw omg
THEY’RE BOTH SURROUNDED BY GREENERY JFC
MIND BLOWN
HOLY SHIT YOU ARE...
facelessmarie:
omg uterus sorry for not getting pregnant no need to throw a temper tantrum
When girls make the picture caption “no makeup”
forshitsandgigggles:
When your favorite band wins an award
kawaiikakkoiikoneko:
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody was a good show
And then they made them go on that fucking cruise
YOU WOULDN’T PUT RAVEN ON A CRUISE WHAT THE HELL DISNEY CHANNEL
I MEAN JESUS DISNEY CHANNEL WTH
expectations of summer: going to the beach every day, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues
reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog
kardashitans:
how do you punch someone in the face without offending them
Normal teenage girl issues: My boyfriend just broke up with me and my best friend is a back stabber
My issues: I accidently reblogged something twice in a row and someone unfollowed me
me: hey
cute boy: no
When you bite your tongue while eating..
wowfunniestposts:
You stop chewing and you just sit there for a second like…
Then you feel the agonizing pain…
When you hear a old song on the radio...
At first you’re like:I remember this!
As the song goes on, you’re like: I forgot how much I loved this song!
Then you start boppin to it like: THIS IS MY SHIT!
Then the song is in your head all day and you cant stop dancing to it, like: