May 2012
romanisreloaded:
so i’ve come to the conclusion that i should never pause a nicki minaj video
"Dude, we're totally going to hang out this...
andyfuckinguyen:
It’s probably the biggest lie I say and hear before Summer break starts.
avatarstateyipyip:
pizzaforpresident:
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...
Them: look
Me: I saw that already
When I tell my parents I have nothing to do.
chaystar:
Expectation:
” Oh here’s some money, you can go to the mall with your friends.”
Reality:
“Then clean the house.”
I rarely abbreviate my text messages.
nicoosuxx:
I STAY CLASSY, MOTHERFUCKERS.
“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...”
– No one, ever. (via laughing-nancy)
the avengers?
how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due friday
Watchsmecklesandmoose:
weirdelle:
n-o-v-e-m-b-e-r—11th:
LOLOLOLOLOL. Omfg I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.
I JUST DID THE LIDSEY LOHAN OF SPRAYING SPIT EVERYWHERE!!
methlabrador:
youre not a soulja boy anymore, you are a soulja young man and you are going to have to start acting like one
A fact to make you feel old: Monsters Inc. was released 11 years ago.
taintedhumor:
this is my blogging face
