kids these days: you only live once that's the motto nigga yolo
me when i was their age: ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli
I’M DANCING FROM MY VAGINA. I’M GRINDING, I’M GRINDING. ORGASM EYES, ORGASM EYES.
mortson: sweetsweetdicksinmymouth: dirkdave: PARTY AT MY PLACE i’ve got the alcohol covered i’ll bring some soda ill bring the drugs
Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
During Magic Mike...
toutpourlui: I’m seeing this… And this… And some of this… …. Wouldn’t even care…
josiahfiles: did you know? sir isaac newton discovered gravity when an apple macbook fell on his head and he saw the wikipedia page for gravity open on it
bawoon: Perfect video
MGK shoulda been in Magic Mike. He's helllla sexy...
A girl's fb status.
“When I get mad at my mom, I don’t slam the door or yell “I HATE YOU MOM!” I just quietly go into my room and flicker the light switch on and off. That’s right, raise that bitch’s electricity bill.” … dead.
genpadalecki: how do you look down at your beautiful baby that you carried for nine months and spent so many hours giving birth to and this thing is going to change your life etc etc how do you do that and then decide to name that baby laquisha
cabradine: cakeballseverpee: Do colors have fandoms Can I be like ughh purple is so awesome I totally ship it with turquoise I ship Purquoise. I even drew some smut for it (NSFW):
Reblog if you have more posts than followers.
odairitis: I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous
microwavepizzaoven: if you unfollow me i’ll tell your mom
the benefit of knowing me: you can stand beside me and look 100 times more attractive than you actually are.
hookerforhoran: give me the money i aint playin whoa just take it easy man